I'm Janani and I don't know what's going on

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

intothepasttogether:

nippleicious:

me during my wedding day : wow man you sure about this like you will have to live with me forever and stuff and you know i’m pretty annoying and shit 

I know im gonna say this

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

🔫🍭😎🌽🌸

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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