when people make fun of you for something that you can’t change about yourself
I sat through eurovision you can sit through one day of july 4th posts
the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it
"american’s are taking things waaay too far"
UNFOLLOWING ME WONT CHANGE THE FACT THAT MY COUNTRY WON THE REVOLUTION
trying to sing both parts in a disney song like
A WHOLE NEW WORLdon’t you dare close your eyes
A HUNDRED THOUShold your breath it gets better
I’M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR, I’VE COME SO FAR, I CAN’T GO BACK TO WHEREa whole new wooorrlllEVERY TURN A SURPRIwith new horizonEVERY MOMENT GETS BETTER
F IS FOR FREEDOM WE HAVE IN AMERICA
U IS FOR USA
N IS FOR NOBODY BETTER UNFOLLOW ME CUZ ITS INDEPENDENCE DAY
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
"Sherlock won’t return until 2016!"